He-who-shall-not-be-named topping out a new, incredible V7. |
Eyewitnesses captured pictures and videos of this horrible event. Despite his return, Dumbledore refuses to cancel classes for this year, stating that there are still several gems to be picked from the mess of boulders... and perhaps some incredible destiny hidden deep in that forest... only time will tell.
The List of Problems at Hogwarts so far is as follows:
*bold problems are of particular quality
Hagrid - V2
Delicate moves up a dirty, mossy slab. Fun, but needs a bit more cleaning.
The Deathly Hallows - V6
SDS just right of Goblet on a left hand sidepull and right hand sloping edge, move up through sculpted crimps and slopers to a top-out directly above.
The Goblet of Fire - V6
SDS left of Hallows, just around the corner from Sorcerer's Stone. Dynamic moves straight up through perfect, textured slopers lead to an amazing finish directly above and left.
The Sorcerer's Stone - V9
Stand start at patina jug on the obvious, tallest face of the boulder. Move right and straight up through sidepulls and crimps. Burly!
Sorting Hat - V1
A fun, delicate arete behind Sorcerer's Stone.
Degnoming - V4
Dirty Thirty - V8
Above and right of the Stone, but below Truffle Shuffle. Look for a low roof with blocky sidepulls. Compression climbing using the arete and these sidepulls brings you to the lip and a tricky top-out. Photos here.
Truffle Shuffle - V5
SDS with right hand on the right sloping arete and left hand on sidepulls on the face. Quality.
Squibs Stand - V3
A great warm-up. Stand start at obvious jug at about head height. Move directly up and left to a sick mantle press top-out.
Squibs - V6
Squat down in the roof with hands in the jug slot and a thin undercling. Utilizing a key heel, make powerful, dynamic moves out the roof and finish as Squibs.
Squibs Right - V8/9
Start as for Squibs, but after reaching the jug, make a big move out right to the sloping gaston rail. Finish above the stepped landing.
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Facing Squibs, go left around the corner until your are facing a right-rising sloping lip with crimps in a thin seam at head height. Starting on the large, left-most sloper, traverse the lip.
The Golden Snitch - V8
Crimpy! SDS with hands on right-rising crimp seem. The flake is on for feet. Lock off moves through crimps lead to a delicate top-out.
The Seeker - V5/6
Starting with right hand on a thin pinch below the obvious large pinch, and right hand on the large sidepull, work your way directly up.
Nimbus 2000 - V6/7
SDS at right rising crimp seem. Thin moves up the right side of The Seeker follow.
Dementor - V6
SDS with hands on shallow crimps, move left towards the obvious rail and up to the infamous smile. Utilize the arete to reach the top.
The Hills Have Eyes - V5
Walking up and left from dementor, look for a prominent blocky overhang perched upon a smaller boulder, start sitting on this boulder and make fun compression moves out the overhang to a dicey and a bit dirty top-out. Quality line, needs a bit more love.
The Dark Lord using some black magic to de-moss some rocks. |
Sussing out beta on Sorcerer's Stone - V9 |
Ben Horgen tries to steal the Sorcerer's Stone |
The Dark Lord and his evil grin show NO MERCY |
On the FA of Sorcerer's Stone |
The Dark Lord chillin' with his friend the Dementor - V6 |
The life-sucking crimps of the Dementor |
Will his reign ever end!? Will he leave any boulders for the rest of us!? Will this Hogwarts joke thing ever stop being funny!? WHO KNOWS!!!!!!
Video by the end of this weekend featuring Murph on The Goblet of Fire, The Seeker, The Golden Snitch, and Sorcerer's Stone.
-WB
Wow! Looks so sick! How are the conditions this time of year? I'd like to check it out sometime, if you'd be willing to show me around.
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ReplyDeletebest post, quality writing and perfect info!
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ReplyDeleteConditions are buggy and muggy right now, but that's all part of the game. I'd be psyched to show you around anytime, shoot me an email.
ReplyDeleteSorry about the vids as well, they should be up tonight. Dope things take time!
Where's the video bro?
ReplyDeleteI found so many interesting stuff in your blog especially its discussion. From the tons of comments on your articles, the Dark Lord himself arrived in the forest last Sunday, taking with him on his visit the elusive and prized Sorcerers Stone Project. As well as the Golden Snitch and a few other problems that had remained uncleaned and unclimbed until his evil brushes and chalk met their sculpted holds. I guess I am not the only one having all the enjoyment here! Keep up the good work. Thanks for sharing with us.
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